Maeda Konomi

Narrator: Kyoushi to keisatsukan aijou sabaku ni tatsu,
futari ga kokoro no hida o utaimasu. Setsunai nou…setsunai nou…!

Yui: Anatatte renai kankei dounatteru no?

Kuroi-sensei: Noroke nanka gochiso-san ya madamada ikerude!

Yui: Nijuudai mo hanbun sugiru to FEROMON herushi…

Futari: Damatte shimau kyou no futari yo!

Kuroi-sensei (serifu): Daitai isshoni iru jikan sukanain yanai?

Yui (serifu): Gi-gikuu…iya~, otagai shigoto gah!

Kuroi-sensei: Koi shitara?

Yui: Hoddoite-na!

Kuroi-sensei: Mikonsha wa…

Yui: Zeikin takai…

Kuroi-sensei: Ima no jidai dewa…

Yui: Kaji to shigoto ryouitsu….

Futari: Tsurai onna no shoppai jinsei!

Soredemo nantonaku ikite ikeru yo
Tama niwa takarakuji kozeni ga atarushi
Kekkon sabakusetsu
Shiawase o chotto…chotto dake misete!

Announcer: Onna kyoushi to onna keisatsukan. Onna dukeba,
motesou na ki ga shimasenka? Munashii nou…munashii nou…!

Yui: Watashitte kikonsha senpai sonke-nasai!

Kuroi-sensei: Erainka? Danna ga iru noga dondake erai?

Yui: Tonikaku iroiro tsukareru koto nara wakaru…

Futari: Tetsuya kitsui saikin yabai wa…

Kuroi-sensei (spoken): Otoko yori, yakyuu no hou ga tokimekun ya!

Yu (spoken)i: Tokimeki…Otoko ni motometa goro mo atta kedone!

Yui: Koi nante?

Kuroi-sensei: Doko no FANTASHI?

Yui: Toshiue to…

Kuroi-sensei: Furin wa akan!

Yui: Minna furafura da…

Kuroi-sensei: Yubiwa hamete oki-na…

Futari: Sabishii onna guchitte kaisan…!

Wakatte kureru nowa, yuujin dakeda ga
Oishii mono tabete, sukkari maemuki
Kekkon kirakusetsu
Itsudatte iino…sono uchi de, iiyo…

Kekkon nantesa, pa-pa-ya
Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya
Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya…

Soredemo nantonaku ikite ikeru yo!
Tama niwa takarakuji kozeni ga atarushi
Kekkon sabakusetsu
Shiawase o chotto…chotto dake misete!
Shiawase ni naru yo!