Kumo desu ga, Nani ka?

INTORO de wakaru, Kumoko-san no, kore made
Yossha ikuzou!

Heibon! JK! Kobun! Jugyou!
Totsuzen no! Daihoukai!
Jikan! Keika! Ishiki! Kakusei!
Kumo datta! Aa mecha KAOSU!

Acchi ni kocchi ni ten'ya wan'ya shite Kumoko!
Nicchi mo sacchi mo hibi wa daimeikyuu desu☆
Jakuniku kyoushoku dakedo ganbare Kumoko!
Chinami ni shoki nouryoku wa sai teihen☆ (bui!)

Yabai teki! (HAI!)
Mazui meshi! (HAI HAI!)
Asekaki, besokaki, ANRAKKII☆
Totsuzen wo ie wo moyasareta tte
Megenai mon☆ (IEI!)
Demo aikotoba wa, ie! Kaese!

Aa, yumemita isekai TENSHOU wa
Kachigumi kakuyaku no bishoujo tensei datta no ni

Eei, gyakuten no SUKIRU wa nai no ka!?
Kantei, soushi, nendou, touteki, shashutsu,
Shuuchuu, nintai, houshoku, onmitsu, kaihi
Bannou ito, doku gousei, kusuri gousei
Gedou kougeki, fushoku kougeki
Kakushu jagan, madou no kiwami, heiretsu ishi
Saishuu shudan no yakekuso kougeki
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Eei! Nandemo yatte yare

GORI GORI no gorioshi to MORI MORI no sukiru mori de
BAKI BAKI no boki boki de Uoooooooooooooooooo
Shinitakunai shinitakunai! Ikite itai ikite itai!
Mou zettai ikinukitai! Uoooooooooooooooooo

Sugiru seikatsu wa "kanben"
Tenshou naraba raku shitai "jinsei"
Doushite kichiku SUTAATO na no maji de
Yurusanei kara na!? Kanrisha D!!!!

Daimeikyuu wa honjitsu mo "ankoku"
Ikinokorikake mainichi ga "zenryoku"
Maa, sore nari ni tanoshikattari suru kedo
Yappari nattoku ikanai doushite,
Kumo nanda yo~~~~~~

KAERU! Hebi! Hachi! Saru!
Osoikuru! Teki shuudan!
NAMAZU! Karyuu! Jiryuu! MAZAA!
Maou made!?
Aa mecha KAOSU

Ecchira occhira sono higurashi de Kumoko!
Dounimo kounimo hibi wa daimeikyuu desu☆
Sekai no kiki toka nanka shiranai keredo!
Yappari hibi wa tada sechigarai (bui!)

GIRI GIRI de (HAI!) Ikinokoru (HAI HAI!)
Kiseki no jouken REBERAPPU! ☆
Shinka wo kasanete itsuka wa hitogata
ARAKUNE-san! (IEI)
Demo soko made wa, mecha tooi...

Aa, na mo naki kumo no isshou ga
Konna ni haran ni michite ii mono ka

Shinogo no iwazu kono joukyou norikiru shikanai…!
Kantei, soushi, nendou, touteki, shashutsu,
Shuuchuu, nintai, houshoku, onmitsu, kaihi
Bannou ito, doku gousei, kusuri gousei
Gedou kougeki, fushoku kougeki
Kakushu jagan, madou no kiwami,
Heiretsu ishi, shin'en mahou

Konna no mou iya da!

JIRI JIRI na JIRI hin mo BIRI BIRI na hirameki de
GACHI GACHI no bachi bachi de uoooooooooooooooooo
Maketakunai! Maketakunai! Ikite itai ikite itai!
Mou zettai maketakunai! Uoooooooooooooooooo

BAKAGEE sugiru seikatsu ni "kannen"
Joushiki nante tsuujinai "zannen"
Moto wa to ieba omae no sei daro ga
Maji fuzaken na yo!? Kanrisha D!!!!

Oomono kui ga dekinakerya "taijou"
Jimichi na doryoku kasanenakya "haisou"
Sono kai atte ka, kono atari ni sumu
BOSU MONSUTAA wo toubatsu kanryou!
O-tsukare-sama deshita

Yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta IEI!
Yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta yatta IEI!
Daishouri! Daishouri! Seigi no daishouri!
Daishouri! Daishouri! Seigi no daishouri!

Minna arigatou☆
Da~isuki na minna ni au tame ni, watashi wa koko made ganbatte koreta'n da yo…!
Hai, Kumoko! Kumoko! IEII!
... ja nai'n da yo, nanda yo kore!

GORI GORI no gorioshi to MORI MORI no sukiru mori de
BAKI BAKI no BOKI BOKI de uoooooooooooooooooo
Shinitakunai shinitakunai! Ikite itai ikite itai!
Mou zettai ikinukitai! Uoooooooooooooooooo

Sugiru seikatsu wa "kanben"
Tenshou naraba raku shita i"jinsei"
Dou shite kichiku SUTAATO na no maji de
Yurusanei kara na!? Kanrisha D!!!!

Daimeikyuu wa honjitsu mo "ankoku"
Ikinokorikake mainichi ga "zenryoku"
Maa, sore nari ni tanoshikattari suru kedo
Yappari nattoku ikanai, doushite? Doushite??
Doushite!??!?!????
Kumo nanda yo~~~~~~