Ansatsu Kyôshitsu

"Mina-san ohayou gozaimasu.
Koro taisou no jikan desu yo. Harikitte ikimasho?!"
Shokushu wo nobashite, ude no undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni
NURU NURU karamete, ashi no undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni
"NURU FUFUFU, naka naka yarimasu ne.
Demo mada sore de wa, sensei wo yaremasen ne?"

Kigen wa ichinen kagen wa dekinai kegen na kankei nigen na sensei
Sore shikanai kara yaru shikanai kara ima shikanai kara killing you!

"Mahha nijuu de, hizukehenkousen wo koeru undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni"
"Bunshin no jutsu de, ochikonda jibun wo hagemasu undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni"
Kimi to nara kimi naraba kimi koso ga hitman!

KORO KORO KORO KORO KORO TAISOU KORO KORO KORO KORO koro taisou
Yatte miyou sou shiyou dekiru kana dekiru tomo
NURU NURU NURU NURU jakuten mo NURU NURU NURU NURU ooi kedo
Aa, tsurakute mo NURU FUFU to waraeba ii korosense~no koro taisou

"Nyuya!!? Kokomade tsuite korareru to wa sensei mo odoroki desu.
Sore de wa motto tobashite ikimasu yo, NURU FUFUFUFU..."

Chikyuu no PINCHI kakyuu no irai o-kyuu wo suero dokyuu no sensei
Shinjite iru kara mitsumete iru kara aishite iru kara break out!

"Tossa no dappi de, bakuhatsu kara mi wo mamoru undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni"
"Kakkoii daishi de kimeta koto wo omoidashite,
Itatamarenaku naru undou ichi, ni, ichi, ni"
Namida nara kawaku kara tachiagare hitman!

KORO KORO KOROKORO koro taisou KORO KORO KORO KORO koro taisou
Kinou made nigete ita kyou kara wa dekiru kara
NURU NURU NURU NURU gakkou wa NURU NURU NURU NURU senjou da
Aa, o-wakare no hi ga kite mo waraeba ii korosense~no koro taisou

"Mada mada! HEIPASU! HEI ansatsu!
Mahha de FINISSHU shimasu yo, korosense~no koro taisou!'

KORO KORO KORO KORO KORO taisou KORO KORO KORO KORO koro taisou
Ansatsu no BERU ga naru yareru kana yareru tomo
Dekiru kana dekiru tomo
Dekiru kana dekiru tomo

"Hai, sotsugyou made ni koroseru to ii desu nee?
Sore de wa kyou no jugyou wo hajimemashou. NURUFUFUFUFU..."